Uniquity

The Little North Creek

Last autumn, I went hunting for the very first time.  My family owns land some hours north, with a cabin and plenty of trees and some number of deer.  We’ve paid taxes on it for years, so my mum felt it was a shame that neither my brothers nor I had gone and made use of it like we might have – and of course it was high time that we learn.

It’s been called The Rest Camp; the Mustache Club; and, in a story about my oldest brother at age 4 which my uncle loves repeating, The Greatest Place in the Whole World.

I was telling La Roomie about it while cutting up raw chicken in a feeble attempt to inure myself to the prospect of cutting up raw, still-warm meat.   We pondered the nature of the hunt; how Mustache hunting would be different from opening day, which I spent with a co-worker on his favorite hunting grounds; how awesome it would be if I were to bring back a freezer’s worth of venison; and the family camp in general.  For me, the most significant thing about the Mustache Hunting Club is that I was baptized there in the Little North Creek when I was about seven months old.  Obviously I don’t remember the event itself, but my father and brothers have seen fit to “put me in mind of my baptism” every time we went swimming (which is to say that they always took glee in dunking me three times.  I had a rather dim view of baptism in my youth).

And then we went back to discussing the hunt, and how all the men grow a mustache in November for it (dear No-Shave November, my family anticipated you decades in advance), and the film once made of the traditional “drink on the buck.”  In this home movie, my grandfather drives around to the homes of all my great-uncles and aunts with his prize buck tied to the hood.  Everyone takes a sip from a flask in a toast to the buck, and there is much made of the antlers and whatnot.  The motion’s a bit choppy (it can’t have been made earlier than the ’50’s), but I think the idea was that Grandpa got progressively drunker (or feigned it, anyway).

Bearing all that in mind, it was only a matter of time before La Roomie and I decided a new drink was in order, and it was also clear that Jägermeister (German for “hunt master,” if you are not a polyglot) had to be involved.  The name of the liqueur itself demands it, as does the stag-and-cross on the bottle, an allusion to the legends of St. Eustace and St. Hubertus.

Thing is, we weren’t sure what to mix the Jägermeister with.  I’ve eschewed Jägerbombs but have enjoyed a Starry Night (also called a Golden Elk), which is dark in color and tastes of cinnamon.  After some pondering, we elected to use gin, as its juniper flavor is reminiscent of the woods Up North; our thyme syrup, both because it needed to be used and because of its herbal nature; lime juice, probably because it was on hand at the time; and some manner of bitters.  Then, because it had been a while since we’d pulled out the blue curacao, we added some of that to the palette.  Before mixing the drink, we tried to figure out what amounts of Jagermeister and curacao would balance well by adding increasing amounts of each to an ounce or so of water.

It turned out a slightly murky yet somehow glowing drink.  Of course we dubbed it The Little North Creek.

1½ oz gin
½ oz thyme syrup
½ oz lime juice
½ oz Jägermeister
½ oz blue curaçao
2 dashes grapefruit bitters

When I went north, I took a few pictures of the creek (with and without flash) to see how they compared.  The real creek is mostly clear, really, but has enough vegetation in it to trick the eye.

next up: The Big North Sky

This is the hunter’s badge of glory,
That he protect and tend his quarry,
Hunt with honour, as is due,
And through the beast to God is true. 

Uniquity

ThARDIS

(c) JC Schultz 2012

As with the Carolingian Effort, the ThARDIS was born on account of a plant derivative that was languishing in the fridge.  In this case, we had some thyme hanging about, so I boiled it with equal amounts sugar and water and then strained it out.

If this sounds to you like one of those overly-involved syrups that people make after spending too long around mixologists at The Grange…well, you’re perceptive.  And correct to boot, though I will argue that making syrups assuages the guilt of buying an herb or spice and then not using the whole handful of it in the two days it retains any semblance of freshness.

Anyway, I made some thyme syrup.  I tried mixing it with a few other favorites – gin, Chartreuse, the aforementioned ginger syrup, lemon – but that was a lot of weirdness in a small glass, and the resulting mixture was not even christened in some wise.

Then I scaled back.  Instead of gin, I used vodka so the spirit wouldn’t outshine the syrup.  I left the lemon but cut out the ginger and Chartreuse to keep the Flavour Madness at bay.  Then, thinking that lemon, vodka, and sweetened thyme could get a bit thin, I added a few dashes of Fee’s Grapefruit Bitters:

1½ oz vodka
1 oz thyme syrup
½ oz lemon juice
3 dashes grapefruit bitters
Combine, shake, and strain into a small cocktail glass.

I presented it to La Roommate, who was most pleased, both by the drink and by the lightning storms then visible on the horizon.  In the face of summer storms, lemon and thyme and a few drops of bitters mix to create a harmonious blend of fresh, smooth, summery flavors.

As thyme was involved, it was nigh-imperative that the drink’s name involve some kind of pun.  Since we felt the drink would have the power to change one’s perception of time, and since we are quite fond of Doctor Who, we named it after the TARDIS – Thyme and Relative Distance in Space.

At this point, it’s winter where we are, but I’m pretty sure the ThARDIS will take us to warmer climes whenever we shake one up.

(c) JCS